Forget a Nuclear Iran, this is the real threat:

Military Dance-Off!



Iranian Army soldiers field-stripping machine guns with their feet.
Did you read that right? Their feet.

Meanwhile, what can the USMC do with their feet?
The Cha-Cha.



So who wins?
The cha-cha is hilarious, while field-stripping a gun with your feet is just ridiculous.

USMC: 1 (but watch those cross-overs), Iran: 0 (seriously, your feet? wtf.)